having to stand close next to boys with tilam smell in crowded buses
women who disregard your safety and start pushing or rudely nudging you from behind when exiting from buses (one just got her deserts this morning - this fucking trendy elderly woman couldnt bloodie wait for the passengers in front of me to have the right of passage and kept inching forward, nudging my back constantly!!! aaarrgghh!!! i pretended to unknowingly take a step back and stepped on her with my heel which drew an immediate flinch >=) )
women who cannot hand carry their sling handbags and men, their haversacks.
these group stubbornly continue to have their bags on their shoulders when boarding or standing in crowded buses... either one hard poke or repeated pokes from the damn bag is enough to have me swing a brick-filled bag across their empty heads, in my mind, of course!
passengers who cannot stand with their back against other passengers on a narrow pathway..., these idiots stand like they are gg to do a full monty performance which i hope one day someone will brush against them so hard that their manhood would fall off to the floor and be kicked away >=) as for their female arse-brain counterparts, both boobs would merge into one and the 2 nei jis will roll away, never to be found.
yeah, it may sound funnie now but at the very crux of such encounters, the tortures that play up in my mind are far more horrid - think happy three friends >=)
