madame tussauds, a place of possibilities *chuckles*

the only time the pig can

kick jackie chan's ass

kena knock down by a bicycle ridden by leon lai

salute LKY

sit beside deng xiao ping

cover my ears when queen is singing

touch brad pitt's ass when angelina jolie is around

touch the queen's and duke's bums while sitting on the throne

sneak between the legs of a sumo westler

be on the same court as yao ming

and so much more hahahahahaha =)